CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT
DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
· Please don't feed the Dragon
· Keep pets on a lead at all times
· If anyone finds a small, hobbit-like creature that answers to Hatter, stay well away and hide all Nutella
· Sherlockians, Whovians, Merlinians, Rise Of The Brave Tangled Guardians, Potterheads and people who are capable of putting up with my sh-t are welcome
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
get your shit together
cause of death: hypothermia from being too cool
(edit by estherlurre)
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