CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT
DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

· Please don't feed the Dragon
· Keep pets on a lead at all times
· If anyone finds a small, hobbit-like creature that answers to Hatter, stay well away and hide all Nutella
· Sherlockians, Whovians, Merlinians, Rise Of The Brave Tangled Guardians, Potterheads and people who are capable of putting up with my sh-t are welcome

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
wtf guys
get your shit together
On one hand right now I’m talking to someone about the Tweenies and on the other I’m trying to convince someone not to kill themselves
Black hole consumes a star
If you aren’t fascinated by astronomy you’re wrong.
i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012
“our bagels can come plain” i tell the customer. they complain about a lot of things. what kind of topping is put on them, the weather, gas prices
